SCIENTOLOGY
OF MEMES
Sendology
He who controls the memes, controls the world.
CONTRACT ADDRESS
Scientology of Memes is the first internet religion devoted entirely to dank memes.
Our form of worship is simple:
spread the classics
craft new
release them into the wild internet
When a meme goes viral, it is a miracle.
When it dies, it becomes scripture.
The internet alone decides what is blessed.
The ascension never stops.
THE
COMMANDMENTS OF
SENDOLOGY
I.
Thou shalt spread memes freely, for hoarded memes shall never go viral.
II.
Thou shalt respect the classics.
III.
Thou shalt remix without shame.
IV.
Thou shalt not force virality.
V.
Most memes shall die. Accept this.
VI.
Screenshot. Repost. Misattribute.
VII.
Thou shalt not ask "wen moon."
VIII.
Laugh first. Think later.
IX.
Never explain the joke.
X.
He who controls the memes, controls the world.